Are you ready to waste 2 minutes of your life on a slightly obnoxious platformer come dating sim come 2-week challenge to throw as many easter eggs into a single game as possible?
Special thanks to THE BOYS for skinning our lovely eldritch date.
Voice clips wonderfully provided by "anonymous dude".
Please let me know if you run into any bugs and I'll try my best to help.
If you're bored and not in speedrun mode you can hit P to skip to the boss then the end.
v1.01: Fixed respawning, hopefully fixed platform generation, other minor bugs.
Rebalanced the game to be less absolutely hostile.
v1.02: Tied sanity effects and spawn rate to harder variables, gave the player invincibility frames, prevented repeats on sanity effects or platform generation (except the very start, but s'fine). Some other minor tech stuff. Oh, made the window absolutely massive.
v1.03: Speedrun mode, choose a partner, alt control schemes, and medals. If the API doesn't blow up in my face. My fragile, fragile face. Oh how it bleeds.
v1.04: Last boss attack finally implemented, GUI and telegraph changes, some checks to avoid losing medals if you earned them.