UPDATE: Highscores added +fixed.
*PLAY MORE TIME-ATTAQ! It's way more fun than you'd think.*
HOLY SHIT FRONT PAGE
I'd like to thank Tom Fulp, your mother, and God.
NOTE: This game is very graphically intensive. You'll probably want to run it at medium, and low if it lags.
The most politically incorrect game ever.
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Your name is Old Man Timberwoller.
All you wanted was to pick up your prescriptions
from the friendly Canadian pharmacy.
Unfortunately, you have to save the world.
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Originally intended to be completed in a single day, this game ended up taking over a year and a half of lazy, intermittent working to complete.
Enjoy!